Pack of Ten Willy Straws Information

If you’re sipping your fluorescent pink, pure-alcohol cocktail through just any old straw on your hen do then you’re doing in wrong, buddy. Everything and anything that can be turned in to a phallus should be turned in to a phallus on a hen party, and that definitely includes a long tubular thing that you put in your mouth and suck on.

These willy straws are excellent quality and unnecessarily detailed. Perfect for supping all of your favourite tipples and getting the night off to a good start, because nothing gets you ready for a big night out like a tiny cock in your mouth. Just try not to make eye contact with your future mother-in-law whilst using it.